• TOP 10 THINGS THAT CAN GET YOU A DATE WITH BHS PRINCIPALS

     

    1. SKIPPING: No, you cannot leave school to go to Hardees for a thick burger during lunch or hang out with the toilets for a whole block (no hiding in the  bathrooms).
    2. ELECTRONIC DEVICES: No, you cannot text message who got voted off American Idol in class or call your sweetie or your peps on the cell phone during school.
    3. SHOWING AFFECTION: Yes, I know you’re in love, but keep in mind, the average high school relationship lasts only 3 months. You can hold their hand-nothing else!  And guys-you shouldn’t be wearing your girlfriend’s lipstick (kissing).
    4. INAPROPRIATE DRESS: If it can be bought in the underwear section at Wal-Mart (wife beaters), it’s underwear and should be worn under clothes! If your shirt can be eaten (spaghetti straps), it should be worn at dinner time, not school time.  Guys, if I can tell that you’re a “tighty whitey” guy or a “boxer” guy- that’s TMI (too much information).  [Divas-No Daisy Dukes or Lil’ Kim outfits.]
    5. SMOKING: The only smoke coming out of your mouth should be the answer to the teacher’s question.
    6. FORGERY: The only thing you should copy from your parents is their DNA!  You may not know Mrs. Conner in attendance, but if you have an early dismissal note, your parents know her.
    7. DISRESPECTFUL BEHAVIOR: Respect for ourselves guides our morals, respect for others (teachers in particular) guides our manners.  Teachers are the next best thing to your parents, so treat them as such.
    8. TARDIES: You’ll be late to class but quick to ask for a pass, so don’t fuss and whine-just be on time! 

     

     THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT CAN GET YOU A DOUBLE DATE WITH DEPUTY ACCORD

     

     

     

    1. DRUGS & ALCOHOL: Guess What? No one here on campus has a medical degree! If your doctor didn’t prescribe for you, more than likely, it’s not for you.  And as of August 31, 2006, 8:00 am, no one has invented a smart pill-so it’s dumb to take any other pill here at school.  Also, alcohol and education don’t mix because the first thing to dissolve is intelligence and dignity.  Remember, it takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
    2. BULLYING & FIGHTING: Bullies are cowards at heart and may not realize that bullying is equivalent to stalking, battering, and abusing and therefore can be prosecuted as such.  Also, if it’s not worth dying for, it’s not worth fighting for, so get in the ring with academics; it’s the only fight worth fighting at Bassett High School.